narcissamalfoy:

narcissamalfoy:

narcissamalfoy:

the greek god priapus, who was the defender of like orchards and plants and stuff, defended his livestock with his giant dick

I’M NOT KIDDING

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fun fact: he’s literally weighing his dick in that picture

(via hopeless-artist)

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effyeahhiccstrid:

Is she always this intense?

Flattery don’t charge these batteries, civilian.

(Source: wondernine, via katie-and-her-fandoms)

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trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

(via hopeless-artist)

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elasticitymudflap:

when people reblog things for you to see because they know you like that thing 

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(via justakidfromyesterday)

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iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

(via justakidfromyesterday)

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bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

(via justakidfromyesterday)

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friendswithbandefits:

yolucas:

cute story time: my one friend is dating a boy who is blind and they go for walks everyday and as they walk she describes everything to him and he always says that “she makes everything sound so beautiful, except herself, but one day I’m determined to make her describe herself in the same beautiful way she describes the earth” I’m so

OH MY GOD THATS ADORABLE

(via dutchster)

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lostoncementtrails:

squiddious:

cheezy98151:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

there’s a word for thatimage

hello my name is maggie and im a defensive eater..

hello maggie and welcome to defensive eaters anonymous now who took all the cookies

That would be the most stressful meeting to supply snacks for.

(via thetremblingofmyhand)

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singwithme2397:

the horror and concentration on his face

(Source: kyle-zoe-madison, via epic-humor)

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wailordead:

fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them

(Source: jewishsanta, via thetremblingofmyhand)

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stunningpicture:

Daughter passed a milestone today

stunningpicture:

Daughter passed a milestone today

(via dutchster)

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hbbits:

she wants the d(eadpool movie)

(via drsuperwholock)

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bevsi:

rwby girls obviously inspired by this!

bevsi:

rwby girls obviously inspired by this!

(via thehornsofmischief)

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megaparsecs:

we’re all better and gayer people than we used to be 

(via zackisontumblr)

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glass-foals:

queenof-the-hell:

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I love these lil fuckers

(Source: nerd-in-the-tardis, via goldenroadtohell)

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