Sexy Time, Yes?
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I've made a habit of sobbing over fictional characters and british boys I'll never, ever meet. In other words, I'm definitely going to die alone.Links
onedirectionobsessed14
- Zayn: "I donated 100,000 pou-"
- Media: "OH MY GOD HARRY BLINKED OMG"
- Louis: "I dyed my hair red to show my suppor-"
- Media: "HARRY BREATHED"
Will never not reblog
this post > everything.
RIP to all those who committed suicide but nobody noticed or cared because they weren’t pretty or popular.
(Source: deathcertificate-ofa-beautyqueen, via all-time-danyul)
officialalltimelow
Press play and enjoy fuckers.
holy
At first I’m just like “it’s fucking clapping, I don’t ca-” and then he began to sing and I took in such a deep breath my uncle had to make sure I was ok.
(via all-time-danyul)
fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
(via fuckyoubarrels)
30thcenturyboy
"Every year white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I’ve heard educated white people say, ‘slavery was 400 years ago.’ No it very wasn’t. It was 140 years ago…that’s two 70-year-old ladies living and dying back to back. That’s how recently you could buy a guy."
Louis C.K. (via 30thcenturyboy)
Sylvester Magee, the (probable) last American born into slavery died in 1971.
The last living child of former American slaves, Mississippi Winn, died in 2010.
Slavery in the territory that is now the United States lasted more than 330 years. We will be 330 years removed from slavery in the year 2195.
(via fishingboatproceeds)(via fishingboatproceeds)
juvenialls
usa gets silver:
russia gets silver:
chinese get silver:
british get bronze:
(Source: juvenialls, via purdys-outlaw)
comedycentral
Good news, everyone! New episodes of Futurama return tonight at 10/9c with the one-hour season premiere!
In the meantime, click here for some preview clips and here to sneak a peek behind-the-scenes in our Countdown to Futurama.
anangelwholovedahunter
so..tomorrow there will be the final of the first season of Hannibal and we all already know that it will hurt like hell ahahaha
(via how-to-succeed-in-blogging)
THE FAMILY BUSINESS: antiquers: listen to me meg getting on sam’s lap and kissing him...
listen to me
- meg getting on sam’s lap and kissing him against his will
- lilith pinning him against the wall and kissing him against his will
- the ten million hints lucifer drops about violating sam sexually against his will (for hundreds and hundreds of years)
- the rapier the…
imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too
too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe
(via orgasmic-humor)
If the purge was real catch me in Walmart grabbing all the video games I could hold real talk
you’d risk being murdered or worse?
yes
(via danhowellspenis)
